my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops
i like him
I’M A FUCKING GIRL AND I STILL DON’T GET WHY WE ARE SO MEAN TO EACHOTHER LIKE GUYS JUST PUNCH EACHOTHER IN THE FACE AND THEY ARE CIVIL AND WHEN GIRLS FIGHT IT LASTS FOR WEEKS AND THEY HATE EACHOTHER FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES AND I BET WHEN THEY SEE EACHOTHER IN HEAVEN ONE OF THEM IS GOING TO BE LIKE OH HELL NO FUCK THIS I CAN’T BE IN HEAVEN WITH THIS BITCH I’M GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL AND TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU TO HITLER BYE
Jake Bass laughing is the most adorable thing in the world ♡
I legit thought these were gifs of you laughing lmfao this colorado shit is dank haha but seriously you look just like this guy, andrew agrees lol
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WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES AND YOU JUST HOPE THAT THEY’LL COME BACK BUT THEY NEVER DO AND YOU JUST KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF AND TELLING YOURSELF THEY’LL COME BACK
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Tip for all my student readers: if you’re too lazy to use a bibliography creator like NoodleBib or RefWorks, let Google generate your bibliography entries for you. All you have to do is google the article/book title in Google Scholar, click “cite” at the bottom of the search result, and copy either the MLA, APA, or Chicago cite into your word document.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
this would be helpful if my professors would let me use Google scholar.
I did that for my 15 page paper. Lifesaver.
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BLESS THIS POST!!!!
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HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT
Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazing
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!?
What shitty parent discovered this
babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.
parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”
Also helps condition the babies so they don’t build up a fear of swimming in deep water that is prevalent in a lot of people later on.
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weed...lots and lots of weed
the sound of snow falling in the woods,
my onee-sama and onee-chan <3
my little brothers <3
drawing at random hours of the night,
drinking insane amounts of tea,
reading trashy romance novels until 245 in the morning,
my fiance :)
anything about paranormal things
going to sushi with Carter
going to the city with Carter
the beach and anything to do with it
my fiance's band
being in love
words being put into my mouth
my feet being gross
when my laptop rapes me
guys that think they are cool
bitches and ho's
when my drawings turn out shitty
driving in the snow
skiing in below freezing weather
having panic attacks for no apparent reason.
being scared beyond compare
getting sick from eating hot pockets.